When you update software blindly, you’re going to have a bad time.

[[email protected]]-[~]# curl -IL b33f1337.com
HTTP/1.0 500 Internal Server Error
Date: Fri, 20 Jan 2017 08:54:02 GMT
Server: Apache
X-Powered-By: PHP/7.1.1
Connection: close
Content-Type: text/html; charset=UTF-8

Well balls. Looks like I neglected to update PHP and Apache. Fucking lame, I should know better. Whatever, we’re back up. These are words.